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When we had our little L4P GTG in the Chi the other month we talked about starting this trend. Fear The Wolf Pack!
I geeeeet it......... No... I Don't.

As much fun as that sounds to be in a kind of Pack with you guys, I still couldn't rock those T-shirts because I don't have a mullet to go along with it. It just wouldn't look right. :lol:

Now if I had hair like this; the shirt would be perfect.

 

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Wolf shirts are now hitting the mainstream media (Pun found it in the Chicago Tribune this week too):

washingtonpost.com

Soon they will be played out like Ed Hardy. Sad.

Luckily for me, I've been ready to move on to what I call the Spirit of Aloha:



Yeah that's right, Dolphins beeoch!
 

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Amazon.com: Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available in Various Sizes: Apparel

Read the Most Helpful Review...
"This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark."
 

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Classic thread! I'll need to order a wolf shirt.

Robert E. Lee says...
I got destroyed by Grant because he was wearing a wolf shirt. I was warned by my esteemed colleagues that I, too should don a wolf shirt (or a bear shirt at the very least) to go head to head against Grant. I gave these suggestions no thought, and look where I am now. I'm dead. Should've gotten this shirt. Damn.
 

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^From what I've heard about this shirt your life is about to change dramatically. Bought a keyboard cat last night after seeing this thread.
 

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Wolf Shirt Reviews....

Don Juan says...
You would not believe the pussy I pull in this thing.


Ol Tripod says...
This shirt is excellent for pulling in husky Native American bitches with diabetes.


nukegoat says...
Its painful how sexy I look in this.


Tomash says...
My power has increased 100 fold with the addition of this shirt to my already vast aresenal of wolf shirts.


Stacy says...
I just saw this guy with this exact same shirt on! He made my pussy all wet


phazlay says...
Five stars for shizzle. I went from nerdy internet boy, to ladies man overnight. Thanks wolf sweater.


brownrice says...
if god wore a shirt, this would be the one


Mr. Thermistor says...
i am insanely annoying and am not worthy of a sacred Wolf Shirt


Throwdest says...
Nothing more beautiful then a girl in a Wolf shirt and panties.


Fazle says...
Even I have one.


teh win says...
Excellent roaming shirt out in the dessert. Gets you great reception for your cell phone as well.


Fazle says...
"Born to Bone" is more like it when you wear this fucker around.


Tom12 says...
My cawk grew 3 inches ever since i bought this bad ass shirt now my girl cant get enough of my 4 inch penis.


Dodgeboy says...
My last GF was stolen by a man who had a Wolf shirt for each day of the weak.


Mike Vinson says...
yeah my bitch gives it to me every night now that i'm decked out in this shit

Hicksu says...
Awesome shirt! Would do business with again!


Roflcopter says...
Omg I got into a gangbang with a pack of hawt wolves because of this sexy shirt.


red^star says...
Someone was giving this as a Secret Santa gift, and I made sure I was the one to get it. Now everyone's pissed, but all the guys are flapping their meat at me. Thanks Wolf Shirt!


Shapedoctor says...
I like this wolf shirt because wolves and shirts are shapes.


baby jesus says...
my friend bought me this shirt for xmas as a joke so i decided to wear it out one night. and HO-LEE-FUCKING-SHIT, you could not believe how many bitches were smiling at me and growling and pawing/scratching at my eye area. this shirt must really be a pussy magnent. thankyou wolfs... for allowing me to finally touch girls!!! fast shipment, great communication AAAAAA+++++++++


Timmy says...
i have to carry a stick with me now to swat away all the bitches. I love this shirt


Black Jesus says...
Some people say that my father created Earth in 7 days.. he created the wolf shirt before he even began to think about making the world.


OMG says...
This shirt cured my Aids!


[email protected] says...
There is no way our shirt cured aids.


Doodle: Easy Scheduling says...
I finally have a garment fine enough to be married in thank you everythingwolf.


Mikel says...
Typically I get laughed at because I'm a midget. When I put on this shirt I automatically can add 5 inches to my size!


Robert E. Lee says...
I got destroyed by Grant because he was wearing a wolf shirt. I was warned by my esteemed colleagues that I, too should don a wolf shirt (or a bear shirt at the very least) to go head to head against Grant. I gave these suggestions no thought, and look where I am now. I'm dead. Should've gotten this shirt. Damn.


Mr Wolf says...
Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of wolf shirts. There are many factors which influenced the development of wolf shirts. Remarkably wolf shirts is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. The juxtapositioning of wolf shirts with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from so called 'babies', whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions.


lim f(x)= f(a) says...
BEST SHIRT EVER! I got one for Christmas and THAT NIGHT I met this sweet thick black girl, my little "Angel" so to speak. Thank you wolf shirt, this put the "sparkle" back in my life!


Andrew says...
No words can describe how amazing the wolf shirt is, so I won't say anything more. Nothing.


Wolf Man says...
Walking down the street in this shirt people lean down and praise me like I am black man holding a gun to their head.


reese says...
When people see you in this shirt they know your SERIOUS. They dont **** around.


michael j fox says...
my dick grew 2 inches with this bad boy.


Chuck says...
Overall this is a pretty good shirt. I am very partial to the bonus graphics on my arms. This way people looking at me from the side can still see that roaming is what is was born to do. My only problems were that it shrank in the wash making it slightly tight in the chest, and that it is missing an eagle or bear for added punch. Still, this is definitly worth your purchase of you are a serious Wolf shirt collector.


customerhappy says...
The shirt cured my acne and i grew 2 inches and gained 50lbs of pure muscle. Im a beast now thanks to this shirt.


I LOVE IT IDB!!!! OT says...
Everytime I wear this shirt people ask me if I love it idb, I tell them yes immediatly. OT Dedans Blague


George W. Bush says...
I wouldn't be such a shitty president if I had some damn wolf shirts.


Dendrophilliac says...
This shirt is made with bits of real wolves!


Avatar says...
No more dingleberries! THANK YOU WOLF SHIRT! :bowdown:


Cheese says...
This shirt helped tide over my wolf fetish for a while


Inside-Joke Man says...
Love it. My inside jokes per day count went way up. In the morning, you the administrator of this will understand NONE of these reviews. Because they are all inside jokes. And I'm stupid.


Tard Carnival says...
I love my Wolf shirt, I wear it everyday. One time I thought I had lost it and I got so mad I destroyed my computer keyboard in frustration. I thought my sex life was over. Luckily my roommate just borrowed it so he could score some action too. I just bought him his own shirt for christmas, can't wait till school's back in session!


Lil' Conner says...
If only I had worn this shirt when my dad took us fishing, maybe mom and I would have made it to shore. Love you Op, love you Ant!


Michael J. Fox says...
It cured my shakes!


Wesley Willis says...
Suck a wolves funky ass


ladies man says...
this shirt is off the hook yo! all dem bitches bow to my greatness. I can't even get out of the bed anymore with this sexy beast of a shirt. I love it


Cactus says...
This shirt is made with bits of real wolf!


WOLFMAN!!! says...
Thanks to your shirt, I now have 97, count em, 97 venereal diseases from every twat i've tapped since I bought your shirt. Even though I'm in a wheelchair and dripping with VD's, losing all my hair and my penis looks like something out of a sci-fi horror flick, my cum-stained wolf shirt still brings in the pussy.


Terminator says...
Da key to the fucha.. is wolf shirts.


Jesus says...
I was crucified in this shirt, and it was the reason i was resurrected!


Wolfenstein says...
I have THREE TIMES as many STD's compared to when I didnt own this shirt! Thankyou so much Wolf Howl Animal preserve!
 
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