Thanks for the vote of confidence, but you couldn't pay me enough to take that on.I personally would go with Kris as he has experience with stuff like this. but aside from him there are some people to mention.
Andres for one, you need a party to be put together and random women with low self esteem and daddy issues... he is your man.
I would have said you as well, even though you enjoy being up at the crack of dawn...
Bill is a good choice also. maybe up there with Kris in my book.
i can go on and on why various people would be good picks.
Also with a new child it's hard for me to even make it out to events right now.