We usually like to bring you news about cool, badass, powerful sports cars. Well, this Youabian Puma now for sale is the exact opposite.

The laughable ‘car’ that stunned car lovers at the LA Auto Show in 2013 is available for an even more laughable price of $895,000, or the cost of a new Porsche 918. Surprisingly, that’s a price cut for the car-truck-thing, down from the original $1.1 million going rate.

Why buy the Porsche 918 when you’ll turn heads – for better or worse – in this dream machine?

(We’re not sure what could’ve inspired this horrific design, but we have an idea...)