LOL at these amazon reviews

5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing Find, December 2, 2010
By James Butterfield (St. Louis, MO USA Earth Milky Way) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch (Watch)
So sorry for those of you who happened to pay the original price of $145k (never mind the reduced $87k these days) to own this piece of magical awesomeness.

It was quite amazing, I was walking along the sidewalk and found a penny, heads up! All day long, I had good luck. Only a few moments later, I found this guy who was wearing Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch who instantly disappeared... could have sworn it was Chuck Norris. With no one to return it to, I adorned my wrist with it and it was like the whole world became a new place. Within a couple minutes, I saw my first Unicorn and tried to ride it. (What the fairy tale pics don't show you are those spikey ridges on it's back that about ruptured my 'you know whats'.) Then, a beautiful elvish woman showed up just giggling all the time, under this freakish rainbow-ish looking light array and WOW, that was a challenge to get her to leave me the freak alone. Last thing I needed was attention like that... especially while admiring my Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch.

Soon after hitting a few button due to the severe freaking out I was experiencing with the green sky, random dead things scurrying by, seeing Jesus, and more awesomely, hot elvish women, etc... I noticed people started calling me Chuck. I was like, WTF, I'm not Chuck. (yes, it rhymes) But, I sure could do some karate moves I never thought I could before. I went into the Subway shop during noon lunch rush hour and the dude behind counter asked me if I was Chuck... I roundhouse kicked him and everybody in the shop... what fun!! (never did that before)

Many more experiences are yet to come with this awesome piece of time equipment. Buy one today!