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I use to be addicted to smoking, I didnt just do it for shits and giggles. Here's the research i've collected.

If its any kind of natural bs, you're a hispster or at least getting close. (this goes for cigarettes no ones ever heard of as well)

Camel crushes, i think are directly targeting people under 20

cigarillos are made for rolling blunts, and when you buy them everyone waiting in line thinks you're high or going to be high very shortly

new ports are a death sentence

reds do not prove you're a bad ass. I dont know how many girls ive seen brag about smoking reds, seriously stop nobody cares that you smoke reds, and you arent going to be sexy 10 years from now when you have a voice lower than James Earl Jones. (unless your into that, could be fun having her narrate your life)

lights are for girls

camel filters (what i smoked) are the greatest but along with marlboro smoking them could very well lead you down a bad path. No Joke during the time i smoked i owned a mustang and a camaro at the same time. If i hadnt stopped when i did who knows, the nascar jacket would of probably been in the mail by now.

drugs are bad mmmkay
 

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reds do not prove you're a bad ass. I dont know how many girls ive seen brag about smoking reds, seriously stop nobody cares that you smoke reds, and you arent going to be sexy 10 years from now when you have a voice lower than James Earl Jones. (unless your into that, could be fun having her narrate your life)
A few years back I had gone out with some friends and I had drank a bit too much at dinner. We ended up going out to the bar and drinking the rest of the night. I hazily remember talking up this girl who kept smoking reds and had the scratchiest most unattractive voice..I ended up bringing her home. I don't smoke but it felt like I was making out with Clint Eastwood.
 

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A few years back I had gone out with some friends and I had drank a bit too much at dinner. We ended up going out to the bar and drinking the rest of the night. I hazily remember talking up this girl who kept smoking reds and had the scratchiest most unattractive voice..I ended up bringing her home. I don't smoke but it felt like I was making out with Clint Eastwood.
"When a naked man's chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross."
 

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Smoked Marlboro Reds and Dunhill Blues back when I smoked.. 2 years off now though

Also experienced first hand some of the female persuasion bragging about smoking Reds. Hilarious.
 
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