[waterboy222]

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"The Lamborghini is a un-intended, evil result of a failed experiment performed by Dr. Albert Einstein in the late 1960's. Attempting to breed an early Chevrolet Corvette model, a live lamb, and a lamp-entrapped genie in an electrical-oxygen chamber in hopes of masking the very first mixed cute pet able to grant you 3 wishes, as well as a reliable, sporty means of transportation produced the very first Lamborghini.

 

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Nick

 

[TurboBaron9]

Simply put they were the first cars invented by 'Rabbi Akiba' at the time of the Romans

looool

 

[NY-STRMTRPR]

This is funny on so many levels

 

[alex911s]

haha!!

 

[JeffR]

"This model was the only car offered with a vinyl on the door saying 'fvck me they open upwards...'"

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[waterboy222]

type in "your mom" for another good read.. lol

 

[Boo Cocky]

lol your mom

 

[Chaseb731]

Lol that's hilarious. Fascinating that it happened like that isn't it ;-)

 

[DrakeKemper]

Gallardo

The Aneroxic twin sister of the Murcielago.It enjoys showing off how much better it is than you and your crappy Toyota Tercel. It is generally believed that this has a much better pussy magnet if you are a bored kid taking a joyride