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In movies, video games and comic books, the rich supervillain always has a giant floating, flying or rolling lair armed with lasers, equipped with an insane amount of protection and cluttered with gadgets and escape pods. Ridiculous, right? After all, who would actually build expensive vehicles just to sell to the supervillain demographic?

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i'm starting the L4P submarine fund: only $78million and we can all live in a 5000sqft sub. donations??
 

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the sub is cool, but my vote goes for the boat. A yacht thats 2 football fields long!? we could all live on that thing.
True, all you guys can chill on your yacht and feel 'protected' by its German built missile defense system. But that's got nothing on a sub. Fire torpedoes!!!

We're talking super-villain stuff here.
 

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quite the witty development here:

The lasers are a new innovation in the field of high-end craziness. According to The Times, the system works by automatically detecting the electronic light sensor inside any nearby camera and firing a high-intensity beam of light at it, destroying its ability to take pictures.
 

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I want the sub
 

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Im surprised that Cracked didn't realize that one of the options for the Dartz was whale penis interior, they love penis jokes!
 

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I would take the yacht too ....that this is tits! OH and it comes with a SUBMARINE too (Abramoavich can simply walk into the goddamned built-in mini-submarine he keeps just for these occasions. It'll drop 160 feet into the water, protecting him and his 29-year-old wife from any harm.)
 

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I want that submarine, however, you better equip it with some Naval transponder to identify it as "friendly" as opposed to "foe" or else you'll have a nuclear sub coming your way! But man, that would be such a cool toy!
 

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That yacht is crazy. It is awesome to imagine lasers coming out of that thing in all different directions foiling paparazzi.
 
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