SEMA wouldn’t be complete without a few terribly tacky cars, and this year didn’t disappoint.
We actually expected to see a lot more horrible cars at SEMA, but this year, construction took away some outside show space, and this is where the truly laughable stuff can usually be found.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but if you find these cars beautiful, well, then the beholder is pretty messed up. Anyway, here are the Top 10 worst cars of this year’s SEMA show.
10. Diseased Green Tricycle
Looking like something out of a straight-to-DVD B sci-fi movie, this green three-wheel chopper designed with some pimping underworld ruler in mind is definitely one of the ugliest things at SEMA this year. Besides looking diseased, it’s also terribly impractical. But being impractical doesn’t matter when something is this ugly.
9. Crystal Covered Porsche
How do you ruin a perfectly good vintage Porsche 356? Put thousands of crystals all over it. This is just so bad because one of the best parts of this Porsche is its light weight, which made it a great performer. When you add on a few hundred pounds of crystals, not only does it look kind of stupid, but it also makes it way too heavy.
8. Pink Lexus
Someone got the idea for this car after eating a bad burrito and chugging Pepto Bismol to fend off a bad case of the runs. Mmmm stanced Pepto Bismol.
7. Crazy Smart Car
I actually think this Smart car is kind of hilarious and cute, but being cute doesn’t make it any less ridiculous. The best part? Those flame-spitting exhaust pipes tell us that the “Electric Drive” badge on the back is probably a lie.
6. Lifted Bro Truck
Bro, do you even lift? This truck makes no sense because it’s lifted but has no more ground clearance than a suburban parent’s mall-warrior crossover.
5. Whatever This Is
We have no words.
4. Dodge Avenger?
Why is this car even at SEMA?
3. Scion Thing
This gold Scion iA won’t make you look cool. Not one bit.
2. Superman Chrysler 300
This one explains itself. Plus, look at the back side if you’re not convinced.
1. Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet with Massive Rims
Taking the top spot for absolute worst car at the 2015 SEMA Show is this red Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet with obnoxiously massive rims. First of all, we didn’t realize people actually bought this car, and second, we didn’t realize it could get uglier than the stock version. We were so wrong.