As Ben Franklin once said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer or liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Wine = Health.
Water = Poop.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

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Loves wine, women and song

I like your user name... that was once the way my last name was spelled. The greek god of wine!

Thanks!

Gotta ask; "once", what happened?

Not that etymology is my thing, but I think the Greeks would have used Dionysus and Bacchus was the Roman name for the same god? Either way, I'll hoist a glass for you! (Dang, that was the end of that bottle!)

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Loves wine, women and song

i dont drink water,fish fcuk in it

You mean Vodka isn't Russian for water????

He also said: "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"

Smart man!!

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I am Rufus, and dat is da trufus

I dont need a reason to drink.............

You may want to go back and re-read the last line of the first post...

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Loves wine, women and song

Are you saying I talk stupid.......... Yes I know!