Thread: Small Penis Theory And Supercars (revised proposal)

As every keyboard warrior knows, a person who owns supercars must have a small penis.

I propose to modify this theory in two ways:

a) The bigger the owners' truck or SUV, the lower the owners' IQ.

b) A supercar owner does not necessarily have a small penis unless:
i) The supercar has been modified with an extremely loud exhaust, thus displaying a self-inadequacy in the mind of the owner, as he feels that the supercar isn't enough by itself alone; thus needing to compensate.
ii) The supercar has been modified with a visually loud aftermarket body kit, thus displaying a self-inadequacy in the mind of the owner, as he feels that the supercar isn't enough by itself alone; thus needing to compensate.

Thank you for your review of the Modified Small Penis Theory.

This is stupid. Those are just stereotypes. I'm going to pull the trigger on a lifted Jeep soon. Does that mean I have a low IQ?

LOL Rob. If your theory is correct we have a shit load of friends here with small penises. Oh wait a minute, I got a tubi exhaust on my Mas, where does that rank my penis? I think we might need a MWSP Club started here soon.

I thought I'd ruffle a few feathers, but remember its a proposal on a theory: Its not accepted Law yet.

Hell, if the original keyboard warrior theory holds, my penis shrunk from 8inches to 4 in the past 15 years as I went from a Nissan Altima ---> Mitsubishi 3000GT ---> SL55 ---> Supercar

I drive a 93 ford explorer...

Haters are gonna hate

I think that's already a law rather then a theory.

I believe it truely depends on the habitat intended for the car. I have met people with "modded" exotics that simply track them and use them in the mountains and have taken them to incredible speeds and yada yada yada. Now, those who dwell around clubs, bars, drive in circles around downtown, ect to draw attention and attract airheads (women) because they feel they have nothing to offer and appear to be compensating for something then yes, I agree. You are spot on. We all know you are a driver though and are amoungst the probably 2% of owners and will find many of them on L4P are also drivers. There are car nuts and then there are rich people who buy the car as a status symbol or tool to obtain something else. I believe us L4Pers are amoung the drivers and car nuts. There may be a few sticks in here but few...

Originally Posted by pmdowd6

This is stupid. Those are just stereotypes. I'm going to pull the trigger on a lifted Jeep soon. Does that mean I have a low IQ?

a jeep is not a big SUV. I am sure he is talking in terms of hummers, escalades, denalis, yukons, suburbans, tahoes, ect

I feel like this conversation could be summed up with some revised Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

"If you step into your new Lamborghini and wonder why there are three pedals... you might have a small dick"

"If you use the chronograph in your Porsche to measure the time it takes to get from your office to the golf course... you might have a small dick"

^^ it would be a bmw to the golf course; not porsche