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    Zombie Proof


    Somehow, ritual drunk-conversation concerning team captains for the apocalypse has become a major part of the lives of 20-somethings. Having been matured in the Grandaddy-crowned masterpiece film (put “A.M. 180” on and forget that you have a job), 28 Days Later, we’re all a little too ready to deal with the 2012 of our dreams.

    “The Safe House,” designed by KWK Promes, starts to get eerily close to something I could work with, if say 200 bludgeoned members of the undead army came over to eat their way into borrowing some sugar.

    “The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security,” begins the designers’ website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn’t feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time.

    The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.
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    I want one!! That is so badass. They gave it a modern style with military security. Amazing!

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    Fvck zombies! That house could ward off a nuclear attack! Anyone know the cost?

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    A wife beaters dream - One button and no witnessess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CamsScuderia View Post
    A wife beaters dream - One button and no witnessess.
    hahaha
    Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours. They are one of the few things in this world that you get free of charge.

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    This is the company that built it:
    KWK PROMES
    That home is near Warsaw, Poland. That area is known for its high population of zombies.
    Golf cart.

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    Is it vampire proof too? It has to be vampire proof in order for me to even think of getting one.

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    That looks insane, just imagine the cost of building it though!

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    That would be sick, need to build in Miami for Hurricane protection

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    haha, so awsome!

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