Thread: 50 Reasons NOT to Date a Photographer

They'd rather hold their bulky camera, than hold hands with you.

On a romantic date, you’ll watch the sun go down and think “Wow this is gorgeous” and they’ll go “mirror lock, tripod, and stop down f/8 at 1/125.”

You’ll never be able to enjoy tv, movies, or magazines because they’ll point out all the visual flaws.

They like to sit in obscure coffee shop and voyeuristically watch people for great lengths of time.

If you’re taking a walk outside and you come across some “interesting light” they will make you sit/stand/pose in public so that they can take a photo.

You’ll never get to enjoy freshly cooked meals because they’ll spend 15 minutes taking 20 variations of the same dish with their iPhone.

They get angry when your friends go up to them and say “I am interested in photography, can you recommend a good camera for me? Nothing professional I just want to take pretty pictures.”

You’ll wait longer for them to finish analyzing art in a museum than you’ll wait at the dmv

Same goes with old used bookstores.

When you think they’re giving you their undivided attention, they’re really wondering how they could fix you with a little Clone Tool and Patch Tool.

Or they are actually using you to not look so creepy as they people watch everything going on around you.

They rather drop $1,000+ on new glass than a purse for you.

You can’t take a photo with them without taking at least five more.

If you ask them if you look fat, they’ll say “don’t worry I can photoshop you later.”

They’ll never photoshop something simple for you if the content is not up to their “standards.”

That photo they randomly took of you yesterday? Good luck getting them to send it to you.

They spend all their time on the computer (and not for porn.)

They can’t have a normal conversation with throwing acronyms and random numbers.

They still use film cameras.

They spend a lot of time with people cooler than you i.e. models, actors, musicians, successful rich people.

They’ll be fussy over the position of a common household object, like a coffee cup.

They won’t return your calls or text messages, but you can bet they’re still posting pics on Instagram.

They like watching old films that you’ve never heard or will ever understand.

They like looking at weird things in general.

Instead of having penis-envy, they have camera-gear-envy.

If there’s a natural disaster in a far away land, they’re already on a plane going over there.

Everything is watermarked.

They think everyone else’s photos suck.

They want to color correct a lot of scenes from Twilight and Jersey Shore.

They hate rainbows, especially ones spinning in a circle.

Whenever you’re in a group talking and the conversation goes deep, they’re taking notes in some form of Moleskin.

They use over priced Moleskin notebooks.

They like trespassing into old abandoned buildings filled with health hazards.

They always want to show a new photo they took, but don’t really care if you like it or not.

They hate your n00bie friend’s new artsy profile picture.

Bright, sunny days make them sad, but cloudy, overcast days are apparently great!

They’ll take you into places that have “culture” as well a high chance of getting mugged.

Your birthday present will be a portrait that they’ve taken of you.

You can’t go anywhere new without them stopping to take a photo of everything and anything.

They will always bug you to be a test subject.

Nothing can ever be naturally pretty, everything must be fixed in Photoshop.

Bringing their camera means, bringing 50lbs of equipment.

If you break any of their things on accident, you’ll owe them thousands of dollars.

You can’t get them a birthday/Christmas present without spending at least $500

They are natural hoarders, collecting and keeping piles of old newspapers, packaging, magazines, and other things that “inspire” them.

They are weird and geeky.

They have hard drives of photos, but probably have printed 10 images.

They are always secretly judging your creativity.

If you’re ever in auto mode, they laugh at you.

They orgasm every time they learn a new lighting technique.

I'll agree with some, but definitely not others.

You can’t get them a birthday/Christmas present without spending at least $500 Agree
They are natural hoarders, collecting and keeping piles of old newspapers, packaging, magazines, and other things that “inspire” them. Disagree. I hate clutter, I am very much a minimalist.
They think everyone else’s photos suck. Disagree.
They get angry when your friends go up to them and say “I am interested in photography, can you recommend a good camera for me? Nothing professional I just want to take pretty pictures.” Yes and no. Depending if the person actually is serious or not.

Too long of a list to keep going.

I agree with most of these. Even though I'm not too big on photography most of these still apply.

Ill have to agree with most of them pretty funny regardless; Even if a photographer doesn't show it, you still know they're thinking it. ;]

How i stand on the list.

Originally Posted by FUZEMAGAZINE

They'd rather hold their bulky camera, than hold hands with you. No

On a romantic date, you’ll watch the sun go down and think “Wow this is gorgeous” and they’ll go “mirror lock, tripod, and stop down f/8 at 1/125.” No

You’ll never be able to enjoy tv, movies, or magazines because they’ll point out all the visual flaws. The lenses and cameras in sports games*

They like to sit in obscure coffee shop and voyeuristically watch people for great lengths of time. No

If you’re taking a walk outside and you come across some “interesting light” they will make you sit/stand/pose in public so that they can take a photo. No

You’ll never get to enjoy freshly cooked meals because they’ll spend 15 minutes taking 20 variations of the same dish with their iPhone. NO

They get angry when your friends go up to them and say “I am interested in photography, can you recommend a good camera for me? Nothing professional I just want to take pretty pictures.” No, i will help anyone that needs help

You’ll wait longer for them to finish analyzing art in a museum than you’ll wait at the dmv NO

Same goes with old used bookstores.

When you think they’re giving you their undivided attention, they’re really wondering how they could fix you with a little Clone Tool and Patch Tool. NO!

Or they are actually using you to not look so creepy as they people watch everything going on around you.

They rather drop $1,000+ on new glass than a purse for you. Maybe

You can’t take a photo with them without taking at least five more. Sometimes

If you ask them if you look fat, they’ll say “don’t worry I can photoshop you later.” NO

They’ll never photoshop something simple for you if the content is not up to their “standards.” NO

That photo they randomly took of you yesterday? Good luck getting them to send it to you.

They spend all their time on the computer (and not for porn.) no

They can’t have a normal conversation with throwing acronyms and random numbers. no

They still use film cameras. Yeah

They spend a lot of time with people cooler than you i.e. models, actors, musicians, successful rich people. Yeah

They’ll be fussy over the position of a common household object, like a coffee cup. No

They won’t return your calls or text messages, but you can bet they’re still posting pics on Instagram.

They like watching old films that you’ve never heard or will ever understand. No

They like looking at weird things in general. Sometimes

Instead of having penis-envy, they have camera-gear-envy. Nah

If there’s a natural disaster in a far away land, they’re already on a plane going over there.

Everything is watermarked. Most

They think everyone else’s photos suck. NOOO!

They want to color correct a lot of scenes from Twilight and Jersey Shore. lol

They hate rainbows, especially ones spinning in a circle.

Whenever you’re in a group talking and the conversation goes deep, they’re taking notes in some form of Moleskin. no

They use over priced Moleskin notebooks. no

They like trespassing into old abandoned buildings filled with health hazards. hell yeah!

They always want to show a new photo they took, but don’t really care if you like it or not. yeah

They hate your n00bie friend’s new artsy profile picture. Fuhh yeah

Bright, sunny days make them sad, but cloudy, overcast days are apparently great! i like both

They’ll take you into places that have “culture” as well a high chance of getting mugged. sometimes

Your birthday present will be a portrait that they’ve taken of you. nah

You can’t go anywhere new without them stopping to take a photo of everything and anything. no

They will always bug you to be a test subject. sometimes

Nothing can ever be naturally pretty, everything must be fixed in Photoshop. no

Bringing their camera means, bringing 50lbs of equipment. YES

If you break any of their things on accident, you’ll owe them thousands of dollars. Yeah

You can’t get them a birthday/Christmas present without spending at least $500 Not necesserily

They are natural hoarders, collecting and keeping piles of old newspapers, packaging, magazines, and other things that “inspire” them. NO

They are weird and geeky. NO

They have hard drives of photos, but probably have printed 10 images. Yeah

They are always secretly judging your creativity. no

If you’re ever in auto mode, they laugh at you. lolz

They orgasm every time they learn a new lighting technique.

Funny....agree on some!

Some of them definitely describe me.

"If you’re ever in auto mode, they laugh at you." - Always.

Thats weird that I agree with hating rainbows. I thought I was the only one.

Haha this just brightened my day a little bit, most of them are very true!