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    Default BiTurbo

    So after a running joke about the Maserati TC, aka LeBaron with downs. A suggestion for the BiTurbo was brought up as the next car of choice. After some serious joking, I thought of one as a beater. They can be had for under $2k and would allow for infinite jokes.

    My question, how horrible of a vehicle is the biturbo, really?

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    Default So I drive a murdered out Maserati.....

    This is the greatest awful idea you have ever had. And I will help you blow it up.

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    Well, this is my idea. Hype up the fact that I own a Maserati at the bar to girls, then present them with the biturbo.

    Seriously, is there a better way to spend $500? Then drive the piss out of it at EVERY track event until it burns to the ground.

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    I think LeMons is coming up
    East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
    we're gonna do what they say can't be done.

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    I seriously may pick one up locally that's in good condition for $1000. LOL Ugly POS I know.

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    DOOO ITTTT....

    i wonder how much boooooost it will hold....
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    You need to buy a GT too and park it next to the BiTurbo. Then when you're walking girls back to your car they'll get really hyped, and imagine the look on their face when you open the door to that shit can.

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    There's a reason they're so cheap. If you buy one and you can never keep it running for more than 5 minutes at a time, then the jokes on you. Don't do it.

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    after all the mackin you can tare ass outa there like this

    http://www.streetfire.net/video/mase...one_617228.htm

    (are we able to embed vids from streetfire now?)
    Last edited by pip; 07-30-2010 at 07:28 PM.
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