For the person who can’t seem to have enough gold in their lives, any one (or more!) of these gifts will absolutely make them light up with joy.
1. Pocket Watch
Yes, pocket watches are still in style and they are dapper AF.
2. Gold Pills
Because your insides need to be a luxurious as your outsides.
While you can’t buy it, you sure can oggle and drool over its beauty.
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These 24k gold sunglasses will have everyone’s eyebrows a-waggin.
This is both absolutely amazing and useless – and I bet it still feels like hell when you step on it.
6. Cigar Box
Only the finest boxes may hold your precious Cuban cigars.
Because why the hell not?!
Sure, gold rings are a dime a dozen… But does is your gold ring made of 18 K gold, diamonds and sapphires and have badass skulls?! We didn’t think so!
Sharpening costs $1 per turn. – use wisely.
10. Sex Toy
This vibrator costs as much as a new Camaro…and when you use it, you’ll technically have a bigger wang than the Camaro driver!