Thread: To go with the breast milk cheese???

LOL! SOMEONE (I will give you three guesses...) suggested I check out this new cookbook called "Natural Harvest"...I thought is would have organic or healthy recipes....you see what came up!!!

OMFG!

Just like I have always said, "don't worry, sweety, it is great for your skin, whether taken orally or applied topically."

I just ate dinner

When one goes camping too long and misses some ingredients. One's got to improvise!

I kid.

Originally Posted by Allyson

LOL! SOMEONE (I will give you three guesses...) suggested I check out this new cookbook called "Natural Harvest"...I thought is would have organic or healthy recipes....you see what came up!!!

...really

_______________________________________________


some excerpts from the book +1 recepie

Drinks:

High protein smoothie
Almost white Russian
Strawberry Splashraita
Irish coffee with extra cream
Cappuccino de semi


Appetizers:

Slightly Saltier Caviar
Moules Mariniere de L’homme
Man made Oysters
Glazed Grilled Pink Salmon

Main Courses:

Tuna Sashimi with homemade dipping sauce
Roasted lamb with Good Gravy
Veal Scaloppine
Noodles with Special Spicy Sauce
Lumpier Lumpia – not everything tastes better aged – some wines you just have to uncork frequently
Chicken Noodle Soup

Sauces:

Special “S” BBQ Sauce – this probably won’t make for a good 4th of July Family BBQ
Hollandaise Sauce
Pungent Aioli


Desserts:

Creamy Cum Crepes
Cum Crème Caramel
Spunky Candied Pecans
Creamy Dessert Panna Cotta
Chocolate Truffles with White Center
Tiramisu Surprise

High Protein Smoothie

1 cup diced kiwi
1 ripe banana - this isn't referring to the semen part, they do mean an actual banana
1 cup of soymilk
1 – 3 tablespoons of fresh semen
Ice cubes

Throw everything into a blender and liquefy

Originally Posted by AMS MIKE

waiting for Coys response

I guess I have 2 choices now:

1. To go on a fasting diet.......or
2. Make damn sure she swallows every time..



(actually this came off of a "Tosh.0" episode on the comedy channel)
.
.