Thread: The best cigar review. Ever.

I sure hope this is not a repost. This was sent to me by a friend of mine. He did not write it.

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While working in the yard today I grabbed a random cigar gifted to me
out of my humi and decided to give it a smoke. Here's a brief review.



1/3 You can tell this is a quality cigar simply by looking at the
construction. Despite its small ring gauge, the cigar flawlessly
splits along the the entire end despite the use of a small punch and
proper humidification. Pre-light draw is smoothe and flavorful, which
is ruined only by lighting the cigar. This simple act changes the
flavor profile from 'meh' to 'pffbrtgak' with strong notes of gym
locker, pine sap and hate.



2/3: The flavor profile has changed slightly to include more treated
lumber flavor with a faint hint of camel. You'll note the sharp burn
line and flawless construction present in this fine cigar.




3/3 Flavors remain unchanged as does the interesting burn line. The
cigar's flavor was enhanced slightly when the burn line extended to
the band. This cigar continued to explode in a desperate attempt to
earn it's 72 virgins. Strong hints of asphault linger long after the
cigar was extinguished.

hahahahaha. wow. I actually had a good laugh. thanks for that.
your friend is a gifted writer

On a sidenote, I actually had a few very nice cigars while in Vegas last week.

call me crazy but I actually like Sancho Panza's.

Originally Posted by MasterShake

call me crazy but I actually like Sancho Panza's.

crazy =D

Crazy, unless of course you smoke the ones from south of Miami.

Dude needs better hygiene.

He should've rotated the cigar more often. Would've change his entire experience.

Great read!

Great find: hilarious review!

ps: reviewer needs a proper soap and nail clipper, maybe push it to a manicure.

Originally Posted by Hovy

Great find: hilarious review!

ps: reviewer needs a proper soap and nail clipper, maybe push it to a manicure.

lol