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    Exclamation GR2KX DVD giveaway

    I feel like being nice, I feel like giving away my copy of gr2kx.. The post that makes me laugh gets it.. We should let the newer members get a shot at it too, so I guess 20 post minimum.. Hint: the DVD and gR are Epic, so the bar has been set for your posts.. I'll decide when I feel like it, so post away, lol. Good luck.
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    Ok i got a joke for you

    so a guy is at the super bowl and he puts his jacket on the seat next to him eventually halftime comes around and another man moved up and asks the gentleman "excuse me sir is someone sitting there" the other man said "Well me and my wife have been going to the super bowl ever year for 25 years, and this is the first yeah she is not with me" the other man goes "Oh im sorry sir but wasn't there someone you could ask to go with you like a brother cousin or something" the other guy said "yeah I could have, but they are all still at the funeral"

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    So Bill and Frank are golf buddies and they go golfing every sunday, one day a funeral drives past the golf course. when the happens Bill gets up out of the sand trap and takes his hat off and bows his head. Then Frank said "wow Bill that was really nice of you" Bill replied with Thanks I was married to her for 27 years.

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    K i'll give it a shot

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    The teacher says, "Very good. All right, Benjamin."

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    The teacher says, "Benjamin, you go home tonight and learn how to spell pharmacist. All right, Angelo."

    Angelo stands up and says, "My name's Angelo. My old man's a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e, and if he was here, he'd give you nine-to-five odds Benjamin ain't spellin' pharmacist by tomorrow."

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    Can it be a video?


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    Some pretty good material so far. Keep it coming. 92stealth, any chance you can post something funny while in your Jester outfit.

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    A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He notices a monkey in a cage behind the bar and asks about it.
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    "OK, I'll show you," says the bartender. He then takes the animal out of the cage and whacks it on the head with a bat. The monkey pulls down the bartender's pants and starts giving him a blow job. He looks at the guy and says, "You want to try it?"
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    Can you watch the entire video?

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