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04-29-2011, 05:56 AM #1
GR2KX DVD giveaway
I feel like being nice, I feel like giving away my copy of gr2kx.. The post that makes me laugh gets it.. We should let the newer members get a shot at it too, so I guess 20 post minimum.. Hint: the DVD and gR are Epic, so the bar has been set for your posts.. I'll decide when I feel like it, so post away, lol. Good luck.
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04-29-2011, 01:09 PM #2
that makes you laugh? what are we your jesters or something?
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04-29-2011, 01:27 PM #3
Ok i got a joke for you
so a guy is at the super bowl and he puts his jacket on the seat next to him eventually halftime comes around and another man moved up and asks the gentleman "excuse me sir is someone sitting there" the other man said "Well me and my wife have been going to the super bowl ever year for 25 years, and this is the first yeah she is not with me" the other man goes "Oh im sorry sir but wasn't there someone you could ask to go with you like a brother cousin or something" the other guy said "yeah I could have, but they are all still at the funeral"
and i got 1 more lol
So Bill and Frank are golf buddies and they go golfing every sunday, one day a funeral drives past the golf course. when the happens Bill gets up out of the sand trap and takes his hat off and bows his head. Then Frank said "wow Bill that was really nice of you" Bill replied with Thanks I was married to her for 27 years.
ahahah hope these mad you laugh!!!!
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04-29-2011, 01:34 PM #4
K i'll give it a shot
The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson, each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right, Billy. You go first."
Billy stands up and says, "My name's Billy. My father's a lawyer, l-a-w-y-e-r, and he defends people in court."
The teacher says, "Very good. All right, Benjamin."
Tyrone stands up and says, "My name's Benjamin. My father's a pharmacist, f-a-m... f-a-r-n... f-n..."
The teacher says, "Benjamin, you go home tonight and learn how to spell pharmacist. All right, Angelo."
Angelo stands up and says, "My name's Angelo. My old man's a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e, and if he was here, he'd give you nine-to-five odds Benjamin ain't spellin' pharmacist by tomorrow."
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04-29-2011, 01:37 PM #5
We've all heard of the saying 'That's a royal pain in the ass' Though none of us will know this as well as Kate Middleton tonight
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04-29-2011, 01:49 PM #6
Can it be a video?
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04-30-2011, 06:11 AM #7
Some pretty good material so far. Keep it coming. 92stealth, any chance you can post something funny while in your Jester outfit.
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04-30-2011, 06:33 AM #8
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He notices a monkey in a cage behind the bar and asks about it.
"You don't want to know," answers the bartender.
A few beers later, the guy says, "Come on, I gotta know what the deal is with the monkey."
"OK, I'll show you," says the bartender. He then takes the animal out of the cage and whacks it on the head with a bat. The monkey pulls down the bartender's pants and starts giving him a blow job. He looks at the guy and says, "You want to try it?"
"Hell, yeah," says the guy. "But don't hit me that hard.""Silence your enemies with success"
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04-30-2011, 06:47 AM #9

Story: Hackers had found an exploit with the Playstation 3 network that allowed them to steal private information of ALL playstation network players. The picture explains the rest.Instagram @simplyuzzi
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04-30-2011, 06:51 AM #10
Can you watch the entire video?
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